The weirdest place I’ve ever been quoted on a was a Kombucha bottle, but appearing next to SF Chronicle and Huffington Post plugs in the trailer for a theatrical personal-growth satire ranks a close second. Kurt Bodden performs the hilarious character of Steve Seabrook in his original monologue “Better than you.” I saw it twice last year at the beloved Marsh Theater, and if he returns for another run I highly recommend checking it out. Support your local artists and venues! I think Kurt is also for hire, so if you’re a business owner and you’re looking to inspire your employees to become better than themselves, there’s no better motivator than Steve Seabrook. In case you wondered, it’s like the Spinal Tap of self-help.